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The top 20 stories of 2007

What a year it was. And thanks to the wonders of the Internet (and the subtle retinal scanning we use here at Straight.com), we have the opportunity now to look back at the stories that helped define 2007. So herewith, the most popular stories of the year on Straight.com.
Book Reviews

Unmarketable by Anne Elizabeth Moore

I wanted to like Unmarketable, but although Moore has assembled the makings of a trenchant magazine article on cool-hunting and how big-budget PR firms co-opt small-scale artists to infiltrate urban youth, she’s not equipped to stay the course of a book
Book Reviews

Like You'd Understand, Anyway by Jim Shepard

Jim Shepard has constructed entire novels on the sticky bedrock of boyhood shame, but it’s in his stories that he most compellingly cores the male soul
News Features

Black Monday: Conrad Black sentenced to 6.5 years

Hon. Conrad Moffat Black, Baron Black of Crossharbour - better know to the world as Conrad Black, the world's third most powerful press baron, according to Naomi Klein - is expected to receive sentencing today in a Chicago court.
Book Reviews

10 picture books for tree-bound tots

Bunnies, bigheads, broncos, and Bart fill the illustrated pages of this year's gift suggestions
Book Reviews

Gastroanomalies By James Lileks

Gastroanomalies: Questionable Culinary Creations From the Golden Age of American Cookery sticks to what James Lileks knows best: cooking gone terribly, terribly wrong
Book Reviews

I Am America (And So Can You!) By Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert's I Am America is as hypnotic and hilarious as The Colbert Report
Book Reviews

The Last Wild Wolves by Ian McAllister

Ian McAllister’s deep love for the animals is palpable, and throughout the well-written account, we come to know and care for them
Book Choice of the Week

City of Vancouver Book Award shortlist

The city has announced the four finalists for this year's City of Vancouver Book Award. The shortlisted titles are: Grant Arnold and Michael Turner's Fred Herzog: Vancouver Photographs (Douglas and McIntyre); Anita Rau Badami's Can You Hear the Nightbird Call? (Knopf Canada); Brett Josef Grubisic's The Age of Cities (Arsenal Pulp Press); Michael Kluckner's Vancouver Remembered (Whitecap Books) Mayor Sam Sullivan will present the $2,000 prize on January 29.
Blog - Music

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah!

Adam Sandler sings his Hanukkah song.
News Features

Robert Pickton in depth

The latest stage of the trial against alleged serial killer Robert William Pickton wrapped up Monday (November 26) when the defence presented its summary comments to the jury.
Book Reviews

Kuroshio: The Blood of Foxes by Terry Watada

Watada’s story rises above genre in its details of Depression-era life among first-generation Japanese Canadians
Book Reviews

Mister B. Gone by Clive Barker

What is Clive Barker thinking? His latest, the short horror novel Mister B. Gone, is so introspective, so filled with interruption and qualification and self-doubt and such, it’s never scary. Yet if it’s not scary, what is it?
Book Reviews

How to talk about books you haven't read By Pierre Bayard

This leads, naturally, to questioning whether books contain any enduring content at all and, ultimately, to the most unsettling paradox: this book asks if books have any function at all. Bayard concludes they are merely the passageway leading passive readers to become active creators of meaning. In this, he quotes Oscar Wilde’s maxim, "I never read a book I must review; it prejudices you so."
Book Reviews

Gentlemen of the Road By Michael Chabon / Love Over Scotland By Alexander McCall

Chabon and McCall Smith, our modern-day Dickenses, inherit different strands of Dickens’s craft. Chabon’s work to date has been naturalistic, urban, New Yorker–y. Here, he explains in an afterword (but why does he feel the need?), "you catch me in the act of trying, as a writer, to do what many of my characters…were trying, longing, ready to do: I have gone off in search of a little adventure." Where Chabon is all thesauruses and Silk Road merchant maps, McCall Smith falls squarely into the Dickens mode of closely observed, deftly delivered character
Book Choice of the Week

Cherie Smith JCC Jewish Book Festival

There won’t be swords at this year’s Cherie Smith JCC Jewish Book Festival, but there will be comic novelist Howard Jacobson (Kalooki Nights) coming all the way from England for an opening-night discussion with CBC broadcaster Eleanor Wachtel, and Nicole Krauss (The History of Love) closing the fest. In between, look for readings and performances by—among others—culinary writer Norene Gilletz, former Mossad agent Michael Ross (in conversation with Vicki Gabereau), and photojournalist David Rubinger.
Book Reviews

Arsenals of Folly by Richard Rhodes

In Arsenals of Folly, Richard Rhodes sifts the half-century between World War II and the dissolution of the USSR to understand the hysteria that brought the supergiants (and the rest of us) to the brink of Armageddon. The result is a meticulously researched, compelling examination of the 20th century’s dread-wracked second half
Blog - Quickies

YouTube Canada

So CBC reports that YouTube Canada launched today. The odd thing is that I think there's been an active .ca version of the popular user-posted vid site going for at least a month. The .ca version culls from the larger site's storehouse, highlighting Canadian content. Canada, according to the CBC story, is one of 15 international sites for the YouTube powerhouse.
Book Reviews

The Book of Stanley by Todd Babiak

Protagonist Stanley Moss is at death's door as the novel opens, disappointed by but resigned to (how Canadian) his own demise. Then: "There was within him a pressure so great he thought his heart had stopped.…Everything he had learned about death was wrong. It was not easeful or romantic…"
Blog - Quickies

The Best New Restaurants in Canada*

*Well, as chosen by enRoute.
Blog - Quickies

A teeny police cock-up

Lovely that the constabulary of Hampshire wanted to reach out with back-of-the-bus advertisements.
Blog - Quickies

Gay at Hogwarts

UPDATE! (See below.)
Book Choice of the Week

The Vancouver International Writers & Readers Festival

The Vancouver International Writers & Readers Festival is under way, bringing together authors from across town and around the world–and, more importantly, putting them in contact with the readers who make the whole thing worthwhile. Tickets remain for several promising events–if you can't find something to bestir you, you just aren't trying.
Book Features

Profile: Carellin Brooks

New nonfiction from Carellin Brooks.
Book Reviews

Graphic novels: Drawing on magic, porn, angels, and death

Graphic Novels with and without words.
Book Features

Profile: Alberto Manguel

New nonfiction from Massey Lecturer Alberto Manguel.
Book Reviews

Day

By A.L. Kennedy. House of Anansi Press, 280 pp, $29.95, hardcover
Book Reviews

The Braindead Megaphone

By George Saunders. Riverhead Books, 257 pp, $17.50, softcover
Book Choice of the Week

Word on the Street / Alberto Manguel

If you attend Word on the Street at and around Library Square this Sunday (September 30), make time in your day's agenda to chat with the library-worker members of CUPE 391, on strike for over two months now. (For more on the strike, see Arts Notes ) Speaking of intractable differences, Alberto Manguel delivers the 2007 Massey Lectures in five Canadian cities in October.
Book Reviews

Soucouyant by David Chariandy

By David Chariandy. Arsenal Pulp Press, 192 pp, $19.95, softcover
Book Reviews

The Gum Thief: A Novel by Douglas Coupland

By Douglas Coupland. Random House Canada, 275 pp, $32, hardcover
Book Features

Ameen Merchant

First-time novelist Ameen Merchant is worried.
Book Reviews

Shining at the Bottom of the Sea by Stephen Marche

By Stephen Marche. Viking Canada, 254 pp, $32, hardcover
Book Features

M.G. Vassanji

t's fitting M.G. Vassanji won his second Giller Prize for a novel called The In-Between World of Vikram Lall.
Book Reviews

I Have the Right to Destroy Myself

It doesn't get much more provocative than South Korean Young-Ha Kim's first translated work into English. In this brief, chilly novel, written in 1996, an unnamed narrator recounts a few of his more aesthetic encounters with clients who want to design their perfect suicide. Though the book's title reminds us that self-destruction can be seen as choice, the suggestion remains that until the narrator came along they hadn't perhaps realized they were seeking an exit strategy.

Book Choice of the Week

3 literary events to ink in

September’s literary calendar is filling up fast; ink in these three ways to fete our local heroes. The Capilano Review launches its latest issue on September 13 with readings by Clint Burnham, Ryan Knighton, Daphne Marlatt, Lisa Robertson, and more. The event, $8, starts at 7:30 p.m. at the Cultch.
Book Reviews

Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

Eclipse , like Twilight (2005) and New Moon (2006) before it, is about Bella, who moved to the tiny town of Forks, Washington, for the start of Grade 11.

Book Reviews

The Dark River: A Novel by John Twelve Hawks

The Dark River, like The Traveler before it, pits current Traveler Gabriel Corrigan against his turncoat brother, Michael, as they battle for freedom, or human souls, or…well, you get the point. The plot is incidental (in fact, it strangely repeats the first book's) and characterization is shaky (watch out for weak men and strong women!), though there's lots of fight and flight.

Book Choice of the Week

Vancouver International Writers & Readers Festival

Let's take a moment to plan, shall we?
Book Reviews

Your Body Is Changing: Stories by Jack Pendarvis

These are just appetizers for the main event: the novella that gives the collection its name. They are amuse-gueules meant to give us Pendarvis's measure, which essentially falls into the McSweeney's school of thinking that everyone's a chump, and the more you think you're the exception, the chumpier you are.

Book Features

William Gibson

Think you know William Gibson, Vacouver speculative-fiction author, father of cyberpunk? He recently sat down with the Straight to discuss his new, ninth novel, Spook Country.
Movie Reviews

Underdog

Starring Peter Dinklage, James Belushi, and Patrick Warburton, and featuring the voice of Jason Lee. Rated G.
Book Reviews

The World Without Us

Everything is connected. We know that, but even in talking about natural systems and ecology, connections are all around. At least, that's the impression you get from Alan Weisman's thought experiment The World Without Us.
Book Reviews

Pirates Don't Change Diapers

By Melinda Long, with illustrations by David Shannon. Harcourt, 32 pp, $19.95.
Book Reviews

Jeffrey and Sloth

By Kari-Lynn Winters, with illustrations by Ben Hodson. Orca Book Publishers, 28 pp, $19.95
Book Reviews

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (no spoiler review)

How to summarize the 600-page conclusion to a modern epic?
Book Reviews

Retribution

By Carrie Mac. Puffin Canada, 306 pp, $25
Book Reviews

Spider's Song

By Anita Daher. Puffin Canada, 214 pp, $12.99
Book Reviews

Evil Genius

By Catherine Jinks. Harcourt, 486 pp, $21.95