Vampire Rain

In this game, for the Xbox 360 from AQ Interactive and Microsoft Game Studios, it's always raining. This is because you are a special-forces operative who hunts vampires, and the extraordinary sensory perception of the howling creatures is dampened by the rain. Even if I could forgive the overly didactic dialogue and the fact that every dimension of Vampire Rain is derivative, I simply cannot get past the idea that someone would create a game in which you play as a vampire hunter but the objective is to sneak past your prey. If I'm a vampire hunter, I expect to do some hunting. Sheesh.

Rated mature.