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Van Halen: We waited 20 years for this?

By Steve Newton,

At GM Place on Wednesday, December 5

The vast majority of people at last week's Van Halen show appeared to be males between the ages of 30 and 50, eager to reconnect with the unbridled guitar-rock noise that erupted straight outta Pasadena when David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen hooked up. I was hoping to relive that late-'70s/early-'80s vibe too, so I brought along a buddy I used to hang with back in the day, when skunk weed, Baby Duck, and Van Halen II were a triple threat to our already scarce brain cells.

The show started off strongly, with Roth staking out a ramp above Alex Van Halen's drum kit, waving a huge red flag while Eddie churned out his famous take on the riff from the Kinks' "You Really Got Me". Sporting a yellow version of the matador-style bolero jacket he's been partial to of late, Roth strutted around the stage looking so elated you'd have sworn he'd just been handed a platinum membership card to the Hair Club for Men. Two songs later, he donned a red top hat for "Runnin' With the Devil", another ear-busting gem from Van Halen's self-titled 1978 debut, glancing at an imaginary wristwatch while crooning "I live my life like there's no tomorrow."

Next up was "Romeo Delight", one of the quartet's more forgettable ditties, and green lasers kicked in as if to make up for its aural deficiencies. These weren't mind-blowing lasers though, and their ineffectiveness was in line with the show's other drawbacks. The staging was basic, the lights no great shakes, and the sound passable. Folks who had paid upwards of $160 deserved better.

What they were mainly shelling out for was the chance to see Roth back in the lineup for the first time in 20 years, replacing his replacement, Sammy Hagar. Despite the fact that Eddie couldn't stop grinning the whole time, it didn't seem as if there was any deep connection between the long-lost bandmates. Roth's vocals were weak in spots; perhaps the massive reunion tour has sapped his vitality. He was much more of a powerhouse a few years back, when he played the Orpheum as a solo artist.

While not energetic, both Roth and Eddie VH looked in shape. The shirtless Eddie was the picture of sinewy strength. The same couldn't be said of his teenaged son, Wolfgang, who handled the bass and backup vocals normally assigned to long-time member Michael Anthony. But so what if the kid could stand to shed some baby fat? He's 16 and he's in Van Halen.

It would have been cool to hear Roth tackle a tune or two from Van Halen's Hagar era instead of padding the set with such mediocre numbers as "Mean Street" and "So This Is Love?" After a tedious drum solo–is there any other kind?–things improved with the dynamic "Unchained", the smouldering "I'll Wait", the ribald "Hot for Teacher", and the intense "Little Dreamer". When Eddie was left alone on-stage for his own extended solo, he repeatedly twiddled his volume knob to mimic the sound of a string section, apparently forgetting that nobody wanted to hear the sound of a string section.

As expected, the group encored with its biggest hit, "Jump", but by then I was already pondering the question that has raged among Van Halen fans for decades. After this unspectacular gig, I'd say the jury's still out on whether Dave's the best or Sammy rules.

Comments

PorscheBoy
I saw the show in Phoenix on 11/23 and was blown away. But unlike Mr. Newton; I am a true VH fan. Why do news outlets assign non-fans to review concerts? It's like sending me to cover the Spice Girls reunion. Not a big SG fan myself... I would not be a good gauge on their performance. Steve here is obviously not a big fan; as most true VH fans consider Mean Street a classic, and cherish the low selling but incredible Fair Warning album. And one more thing Steve - if you play Guitar, or know anything about the guitar; I would be stunned - because you write like you haven't a clue. "When Eddie was left alone on-stage for his own extended solo, he repeatedly twiddled his volume knob to mimic the sound of a string section, apparently forgetting that nobody wanted to hear the sound of a string section." That's called "Cathedral" and there were about 20,000 people here in Phoenix who could not wait to hear it. He's famous for it. Everything in that guitar solo is the stuff that the EVH legend is made of. Eddie is one of the greatest guitarist/song writers of all time. You dishonor a musical icon that is at the top of his game by making comments about things you seem to know nothing about!
 
jakevig
What show did you see? Obviously, you wanted to write something to separate you from the onslaught of rave reviews. What a load of bullsh*t. The "jury's still out"-seriously?

Did you go to the show? Do you actively hate music and all that is good?
 
pflo
Holy fuck Newton, you are an IDIOT!! That show was the best one GM Place has EVER seen. That review was pitiful.If you think "Mean Street" is a mediocre song you had no business being there. But knowing shit like April Wine and Chilliwack is more your taste, I can write you off as a tone deaf putz. But then again, if your brain cells were shot back in the early 80's, as you admit, perhaps I should be more sympathetic to your current pre-Alzheimers condition.
 
mwland
Who is this idiot? The review is so moronic I don't know where to start. I saw the show in KC and it was incredible. Van Halen played the songs that made them the best rock and roll band ever, not the post DLR crap. I am guessing that the suggestion that VH include some Sammy H songs was either drug induced or based on sheer stupidity. Taking a cheap shot at his son was uncalled for. I am sure at 16 the reviewer was riding the short bus to school and had just learned to walk and chew gum at the same time. Stick with what you know best, which was clearly demonstrated not to be great rock and roll.
 
Travis Lupick
“who is this idiot?” Alright, that really made me laugh but Newton’s review is right on.

The show’s sound was average, occasionally seeing the vocals drowned out by the guitar. The band’s energy was good but could have been better. The stage and lighting were boring. Eddie’s perma-grin got a little disconcerting after a while. And who was that security guard that was constantly shining his flashlight into the face of anybody on the floor who even looked at the stage with a raised eyebrow?

Roth kicked ass and Van Halen put on a good show. But it wasn’t great.

AND, they shut the beer off at 8:30! Right when VH took the stage and right after I had bought my first (and only) drink. A thirsty audience is not a good thing.
 
pflo
Oh, so Roth "kicked ass" but the show was "not great"?? Travis, you and fig newton must have been up in the nosebleeds and very bitter about that. Haha. As far as the beer thing, thats GM place's policy, it has nothing to do with the band.I have never seen as LOUD a demand for another encore than I saw that night, and Ive seen over 100 shows. Seriously, you were both either on drugs or had very bad seats.
I took several people to this show, my 60 year old dad (wasnt a huge fan), two 14 year old kids (into Cannibal Corpse), my wife (NOT a fan at all). They were ALL completely blown away by the end, to the point we were shaking our heads in awe afterwards.I didnt think it would be that good.
Anyone who saw this show an gives it less than a four out of five is just trolling for attention, or is so insecure that they HAVE to be different from the consensus at all times. But we know the Straight has cornered the market in hiring those kind of "critics".Lame.
 
Steve Newton
I'm a Van Halen fan, too, but I also try to be honest while writing concert reviews. The Vancouver show didn't live up to the hype, for the reasons I mentioned. It's good to hear that they performed well in Phoenix, though.
 
Steve Newton
Yes, I went to the show. No, I don't hate music.
 
Steve Newton
Dude, you shouldn't make stuff up. I'm not an April Wine fan; the only song I like of theirs is "Sign of the Gypsy Queen". And it's true I'm from the town of Chilliwack, but I lost interest in that band after the Dreams, Dreams, Dreams album of 1970-something. Still love "Fly at Night", of course; I'll take it over "Mean Street" any day. What tone deaf putz wouldn't?
 
Steve Newton
I guess Van Halen used up all its incredibleness in Phoenix and Kansas City, because they sure didn't have much left over for Van. As for the suggestion that VH do a Sammy H-era song or two, I stick by it. It would have been great to hear Dave-O wrap his lips around "Finish What Ya Started". Come on, admit it, Chucklebunch. That might be Van Halen's best song ever! Who cares who's singin' it?!
 
Steve Newton
Now this guy knows what he's talkin' bout.
 
Steve Newton
Please don't call me Fig.
 
rhuarcs
I have read Steve's and your reviewer's lame replies. I agree with most of what Steve wrote and have to right away agree that DLR voice was out. My best moment was probably Alex's drum solo. As for Eddie's solo, who cares?, he's a Guitar God!!! What he didn't or did do he still rules!!. Wolfgang could have shown some more enthusiasm, but what do you expect for a young dude? Maybe when he's in his own band he will match up to his dad.
I definitely like DLR-Van Halen tunes better than Sammy Halen tunes, but they rock better during the "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" tour. Except during this tour it was clear that Sammy and Eddie were having a fallout and were going to end their time together. That was a downer to that concert, however I was on "uppers" so it "Balanced" out. There was a good vibe to this tour between Eddie,DLR and all (whether it was genuine for a $100,000 a show), but nonetheless it was a positive thing.
To sum this up.
$175 to see the original members = 65% to my liking
$40 to see Sammy Halen = 80% to my liking.

Maybe these things also played the facts that I enjoyed the Sammy tour better.. PNE Coliseum vrs General Motors, 4th row vrs 30th row


Cheers,

Ted
 
Steve Newton
He may be a Guitar God!!!, but that still doesn't mean we have to enjoy it when he makes his guitar sound like a string section. And when is he gonna get past that whole "neck-tapping" thing? We get it Eddie: you're technically proficient. We knew that back in '78. Now how about tossing a few wicked blues licks in there, fer chrissakes.
 
John Burns
For your viewing pleasure, Runnin With the Devil, Vancouver, December 5, 2007.

(The Georgia Straight in no way condones the illegal recording of live events, or the wearing of red top hats.)

 
Steve Newton
What'd I tell you? Actually, the sound was a little better than that.
 
John Lucas
I've heard worse.
 
pflo
Thats the best you can do? "Dont call me fig"?? No witty rebuttal? Can I have your job? I would be infinitely better at it. Just for one week? Do you even have a personality ,or are you a robot? From Bob Geldof to these clowns? HACKS , I tell you. Thank god the Straight is free, thats about what its worth.
 
pflo
Why would he play blues? He innovated ROCK guitar....You bitch about "no one wanting to hear Eddie sound like a string section" (which is BS), but YOU want him to play the blues?? WTF are you on, man? THAT is not a review- "he didnt do what I wanted". Do you ever read what you write? They aren't actually paying you, are they? Your reviews are almost as nonsensical as Derdeyn's (although he is a nice guy).Give ME your job.
 
pflo
I GET it now, Steve!!! You finally hooked up with some classy broad and wanna lose the "Hesher" tag by writing this "enlightened" review. Gotcha...Carry on, son, and good luck.
 
pflo
"but that still doesn't mean we have to enjoy it when he makes his guitar sound like a string section."
Read that statement again Steve, and then think about it. Twice.......NOW do you see??
 
pflo
considering that was done on a phone, that is AMAZING!. The screen (not shown) was a major plus, though. The show wouldnt have been half as good without it. Whoever was editing the camera feeds was ON.
 
Matthew Burrows
I was sat in a Commercial Drive eatery some time ago and they played Van Halen II; right from out of nowhere. Now that was a class slab of vinyl. The opening riff of "Ain't talking bout love" inspired the best techno dub cover version a few years ago and there have been good riffs and hooks along the way. But VH die-hards; let's not get ahead of ourselves with this vitriol. Mr. Newton is not a DLR shill and he calls it as he sees it. Why should DLR get a free pass just because he and Eddie "Still Shirtless" Van Halen have finally got it back together?
I did not go to the show, but I saw the picture in the Straight, showing DLR and Eddie engaged in mortal banter. It is an old cliche, but a picture is worth a thousand words. But I'll be brief. The dynamic the two generated looked CONTRIVED and a bit strained. If I could fill in the caption it would read something like this:

DLR to Eddie: "It's been fun talking about me for 30 years. Now I get to talk about us, with ME back in the band. It sure is hot in these pants. Don't you sweat it Eddie. I know I'm just a gigolo with a bad hairdo, but it adds some zeroes to that depleted bank account, dude..."
Eddie and Alex: "Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. OK, where's Hagar?"
 
John Lucas
Yes, I'm sure you would have loved to see what Geldof would have written about the Van Halen show. I'm sure he would have showered the band with the adulation it so richly deserves.
 
Steve Newton
Please don't call me a robot, clown, hack, or Bob Geldof.
 
Steve Newton
thanks PFLO, your insightful comments are always appreciated! Remember, if you slag enough critics, someone's bound to offer you the rock-journalist job you're begging for. Now hang on while I go look up "Hesher" in the dictionary.
 
Steve Newton
Now this guy knows what he's talkin' bout.
 
pflo
"Aint talkin bout love" is from the first album, not VH2. ....and judging a concert by a single picture is kind of moronic. I think people who actually went are better informed than you. No one gave Dave a "pass". What are you talking about? He EARNED the applause that night. Eddie was "still shirtless"- yeah, so what? Are you jealous that he doesnt have man boobs like you probably do? As far as "contrived", its the music biz, dumbass, thats the name of the game. You think the Spice Girls (which got a BETTER review by this rag) isnt contrived?? Who cares? 13000 people PAID for their tickets that night and left happy.Newton didnt pay and you didnt go. Your opinion of the show you DIDNT see is irrelevant.
 
pflo
Yeah, he judged a two hour show by a picture in your left wing tabloid. Real insight....
 
pflo
...and if you slag enough world class acts in a desperate bid to get noticed , someone's bound to offer you a job at McDonald's.
 
John Burns
I'm keenly looking forward, pflo, to your return to the site on Thursday, when Georgia Straight super-journalist Steve Newton unveils his Top 10 list for 2007.

Better lay down some plastic sheeting now, pflo, cuz you're gonna be a puddle of goo when he dishes out the shiniest tunage of 07.
 
John Burns
PS. Georgia Straight super-journalist Steve Newton also takes names and kicks asses in the Payback Time this Thursday, which - not surprisingly - is about some band from the 80s with a coupla manorexics playing geetar.
 
John Lucas
Is it too late to say "Dude, it's just a review"?

You seem to have a lot invested in this.
 
Steve Newton
yeah, take a chill pill, urinestream...I mean pflo. What, are you president of the Van Halen Fan Club or something?
 
pflo
The president of the VH fan club is a dick. All in fun, guys....It was just a show. A damn good one. Its just a drag in these depressing times when you see a really good FUN show ,and you and everyone else (99%) has a GREAT time, then some dude writes a bummer review of it out of the blue.Dont bring me down, brrruce. My review of your review is that it stinks! Why do you guys at the Straight have to be so fucking cynical all the time? Didnt get your fill of irony in the nineties? Lighten up, already.The nineties are over.
 
pflo
...let me guess...The Newt picks box sets and reissues from the 70's. Promise me no Nipplecrack! THEN it would be ON!
 
pflo
Thanks a lot, now I wont be able to sleep all week! I'm just riveted. How about you add that asshole Bruce Allen to the roster. I am DYING for more useless opinions and self-aggrandizement.
 
pflo
I guess I just cant tolerate bullshit when I read it.
 
John Lucas
Not bloody likely.
 
John Lucas
Well, if you had written in to Payback Time with your complaints, you could have walked away with free CDs, a T-shirt, and concert tix. Alas, someone else got that honour. Oh well...
 
pflo
And thats what its about..free CD's and a shirt. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FOREIGN OIL USED TO MAKE THE CD'S AND THE CHINESE SWEATSHOP LABOUR FOR THE SHIRT?? THERE, thats my "Georgia Straight" cynical-as-fuck-left-wing-style rant. Am I hired?
 
John Lucas
Actually, CDs are made of polycarbonate and aluminum, and all of our Payback Time T-shirts are made in Canada. But keep trying! You're bound to nail us on something sooner or later.
 
pflo
polycarbonates cause cancers of the breast at room temperature, and yes, it STILL is oil derived..Aluminum is a cause of Alzheimers . How about all those trees for your OVERSIZED rag? WHY so big? Need bigger ads? For a left wing free newspaper, you sure waste a lot of trees. And before you come back at me about using recycled pulp, may i remind you that recycling pulp uses HUGE amounts of electricity. Hippocrates. VH show ruled.Newton sucked.
 
pflo
That show at the coliseum in 04 WAS DOGSHIT!! The ONLY show I ever left early from. Shitfaced Ed with limp sausages for fingers and Fat-ass Sammy doing jumping jacks and signing autographs for 2 hours? You GOTTA be joking!
 
Jef Tek
idiot!
 
Jef Tek
When did YOU use up all YOUR incredibleness???
 
stevie9
You admittedly refer to your scarce brain cells. Whether or not you get them back is no longer in question after reading your review. I saw the show in Los Angeles, where it actually drew rave reviews from all the major papers, reviewing concerts a lot longer than you, appartently. Some points I'd like to make --

1. You can't be that much of a Van Halen fan, as you claim. If so, you would know that Romeo's Delight happened to be a song most fans thought should have been a single.

2. You mentioned "Finished what you Started" in one of your numerous responses as being the best song the group has ever done. Talk about a song that sounds nothing like Van Halen. I like it, but it isn't their best. If that is your #1, then sorry, you aren't a true VH fan, let alone a David Lee Roth fan...

3. The fact that you thought it so important to respond to every comment sent in says to me the need to defend, which means you aren't comfortable writing your review, and letting it stand as is.

4. Of course it was going to be mostly guys. What did you expect? Its the ultimate rock band from the late 70's/early 80's. The experieinced reviewer as you are should know this.

It wasn't the greatest show I've ever been to, and I did have a thing or two that bugged me (where were the mysterious keyboards and backing vocals?), but the show was still excellent. The band was incredibly tight (better than a lot of today's artists for sure), Eddie and DLR were in top shape, and obviously wasn't going to make this a circus act, and Eddie's son did a damn good job, all things considered. Its also safe to say that 90% of the people that went enjoyed it, which means it deserves a better review than you gave. Review it not just for yourself, but what most people were feeling....
 
Steve Newton
For all I know, the L.A. show was freakin' unbelievable. It's their hometown, so I'm sure they did their best to put on a great show, unlike in Vancouver. But you shouldn't judge a show you didn't see, like the one in Van, by the "rave reviews" of a show in L.A.

As for your other points:

1) "Romeo Delight" sucks.
2) "Finish What Ya Started" rules.
3) I responded to the comments 'cause I'm supposed to.
4) Van Halen isn't "the ultimate rock band from the late '70s/early '80s". That would be the much better Thin Lizzy.

As for your final comment, I can't review a concert by "what most people were feeling", only by what I was feeling. And I was feeling that the mighty Van Halen should have been much better than they were. In Vancouver, anyway.
 
shirc
Steve Newton's article did nothing but show his ignorance of Van Halen or at least vintage David Lee Roth era Van Halen.
See Steve, real fans of a band don't go just to hear the "hits" that anyone can hear on the radio (ie "Jump" or "Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love). We like to hear the so called "forgettable ditties" like "Romeo Delight" and "Somebody Get Me A Doctor". In fact the guy behind me at the Cleveland show said he wished they'd play "Outta Love" and "Hear About It Later". (those "forgettable ditties are from Van Halen II and Fair Warning respectively- you probably knew that though, right?)
And you wanted to hear Roth "tackle" some Hagar era VH? Are you kidding me? Even a casual Van Halen fan would know that A. Roth doesn't have Hagar's range and B. He wouldn't sing Hagar tunes even if he DID have the pipes. I for one, love all things Van Halen, no matter who sang but I didn't go to this show wanting to hear Hagar tunes. I wanted to hear the songs the band didn't play for so many years when they had Hagar (ie "Little Guitars", "Beautiful Girls" and "Little Dreamer")
When I heard about the reunion and the lack of Micheal Anthony, I was initially PISSED!!! But as the tour drew nearer, I had to go. I knew I would because I'd never seen VH with Roth. It doesn't matter that Wolfgang's last name is Van Halen. The kid can play and sing.
In closing, methinks that if you think that if you think that there is no such thing as a non tedious drum solo, then a Van Halen show isn't your cup of tea anyhow.
 
jftroopers
"Next up was "Romeo Delight", one of the quartet's more forgettable ditties..."

Here is where you outed yourself, Steve. Once I read "forgettable ditties," I knew exactly where you were steering your little boat.

Any true VH fan knows "Romeo Delight" well - very well. See "VH live setlists, 1980-85." Are you aware, Steve, that VH opened every single concert on their sold out Diver Down tour with this "forgettable ditty?" Of course not. You were not a fan even then.

Why did you attend the show? If you wanted to hear songs from the Sammy days, your money would have been better spent on a plane ticket to Cabo.

I'll give you a "well done" on your article, however; you caused a stir, just like you wanted. Next time, though, Steve, please do your homework - that way your pre-conceived agenda won't be so glaringly apparent.

Thanks for the chuckle.
 
 
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