This past week, it was announced that Tom Cruise–accessory Katie Holmes is going to launch a clothing line with Armani.

It was unclear as to why.

The line will begin with a toddler collection, followed by a children's line, and then a women's handbag collection.

Holmes' fashion credentials consist of having a makeover by Posh Spice. Lacking her own identity, Holmes has since become a pale echo of Beckham, which thereby caused the masses to brand Holmes a "style icon" for lack of a more generic term.

Holmes joins the growing ranks of vapid, fame/money-hungry stars, without any real accomplishments to justify their mega-fame. She will rival the likes of Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton, who have branched out into fields they have no talent or training in or created multiple product lines to fill the world with even more consumerist waste.

It remains to be seen if Holmes will create a collection designed specifically for Scientologists at a profitable yet affordable price point.