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Zombies overrun downtown Vancouver
A massive nest of zombies was spotted at the Vancouver Art Gallery grounds Saturday, August 16th. At around 12 noon the undead began to gather around the fountain, drawn there by a thirst for brains and a Facebook posting.
Eyewitnesses reported that the walking dead attacked passing cars and tour buses but were otherwise docile and seemed to appreciate having their picture taken.
A new strain of creep seems also to have developed as multiple Amy Winehouses were spotted. Can the monsters now be cloned? A thought too frightful to consider.
Once the army had amassed it lumbered through downtown, across the Burrard street bridge and into Vanier Park where they gorged themselves at a sort of picnic.
Until a cure is found we can expect this to be an annual event. Photo evidence below.


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