Cancel your Myspace account and forget about Facebook, because David Hasselhoff has started his own social-networking site called Hoffspace. When you are as big of a celebrity as David Hasselhoff you have got to do something just as big.

Unlike Myspace and Facebook; Hoffspace is not so much about you--it’s all about the Hoff. All the Hoff you could ever want from Hoffblogs to Hoffvideos. I became nauseous and Hoffsick from it, so I logged off.

On second thought, keep your Facebook and Myspace accounts, because Hoffspace is a little too Hoffintense.