Traditional Biblical Marriage Explained (by the great Betty Bowers)

By now, you've all heard the anti-gay-marriage campaigners–in all their self-righteous, raging, homophobic glory–droning on and on about "traditional marriage", "God's intentions", and "Biblical teachings", as they condemn same-sex marriage and cry out that it's clearly something evil sent into this world by Satan himself.

You've listened, you've heard, you've observed, but you're not yet fully-convinced that the haters are right and you simply don't have the time to read the whole Bible yourself.

Well, you're in luck because Mrs. Betty Bowers, "America's Best Christian", has done the hard work for you. In just four minutes, she tells you everything you need to know about the good Lord's intentions when it comes to marriage.

If you're not familiar with Mrs. Betty Bowers, you should know that she takes her title of "America's Best Christian" seriously.

Besides making informative videos like the one above, she also operates several Christian ministries such as B.I.T.C.H. (Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers), B.A.S.H. (Baptists are Saving Homosexuals), and T.R.A.S.H. (Traditional-families Raging Against Sluts amd Homos).

Mike Cowie is a freelance writer who writes about politics, music, film, travel, and much more. You can read more of Mike’s views on his Web site.

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Umm...

Sep 25, 2009 at 1:25pm

Old.

Seriously

Sep 25, 2009 at 6:15pm

Hilarious!