Remember that time back in '93 when Blind Melon vocalist Shannon Hoon caused a major ruckus by stripping naked onstage at the Pacific Coliseum and then pissing on members of the audience? I don't recall for sure if it was during the hit song "No Rain" or not. Might have been.
At any rate, piddling on peeps at rock shows seems to be back in vogue—though lately it's been concertgoers themselves doing the dirty deed. At last Monday's KISS concert at Boston's TD Garden, a 39-year-old man was arrested and charged after allegedly peeing on the back of a woman's leg. Earlier this year a Massachusetts police officer pleaded guilty to various charges after pulling down his pants and urinating on the man sitting in front of him at a Metallica show—at the very same venue!
Unless you're into that sort of thing, getting peed on a concert can't be much fun. Besides, at a Metallica show you're more likely to get puked on by a wasted teen than anything else. Luckily, you don't have to worry much about getting pooed on these days. Not until that GG Allin tribute band comes to town, at least.