Ted Nugent goes apeshit in attack on PETA supporters and Obama

They don't call him "Terrible Ted" for nothing.

American hard-rocker Ted Nugent—famous for his conservative political views and defense of the right to bear arms and kill animals and/or trespassers with them—lashed out with both barrels at supporters of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) in a recent interview with Royal Flush magazine.

The 61-year-old singer-guitarist—who sold millions of albums in the '70s and had a major hit with 1977's "Cat Scratch Fever"—kicked off the chat by blasting some of PETA's higher-profile members:

“My name is Ted Nugent and because of Pam Anderson and because of Bill Maher and because of Paul McCartney, all the members of PETA, whenever I hear the word ”˜animal’ or ”˜rights’ in the same paragraph, I’m killing an extra hundred of something this year.

“I have unlimited deer tags in Michigan and Texas," continued Nugent, "and I don’t even need to kill them really, but I’m going to for Bill Maher. I’m not just killing them I’m fucking slaughtering them and I’m going to gut them and skin them, quarter them and butcher them and feed them to the soup kitchen and homeless shelters of America. Not because I need to, because it will cause Bill Maher to shit blood. That’s my goal in life.”

Nugent recently abandoned his home state of Michigan to take up residence in Crawford, Texas, not far from his hero George W. Bush. That way, he said, he can keep a machine gun in the front seat of his vehicle.

"Mess with me and I will fill you full of lead and then dance on your remains and keep the shit from your carcass in the cleats of my boots while I feed my dog your remains," Nugent told Royal Flush, adding: "You can feel the love, can't you?"

Not surprisingly, Nugent also took the opportunity to dump on Bush's successor, U.S. president Barack Obama.

"I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail," he ranted. "It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up."

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Steve Newton
Why hasn't anyone commented about Nugent being such an unforgivable dickhead? Come on, people, put this unforgivable dickhead in his place!
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Martin Dunphy
I'll address the steaming jackhole. Nugent should be forever grateful that his country's founding fathers didn't make a spelling error and write "the right to arm bears".
Take that, you bow-plucking dick.
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lindsey.leigh
This makes me ashamed to be from Michigan...ugh. Ted Nugent is just plain ignorant.
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chris is my name
the 'nuge' is a limp dick ignorant looser - just like anyone else that supports George Dubya. He can go live down there with the rest of the hicks. The only things that come outta TX are steers and queers....and ol' tom doesn't have horns
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greggron
chris is my name...calls someone "ignorant "looser"", then hurls a homophobic slur. Liberals are such hypocrites.
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Dude
Good thing we're calling the Motor City Madman out on this comment board. We've definitely put him in his place and now he'll think twice before talking shit
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Rickity1
Ted ... Ted ... Ted... - even us right-wingers out here think you've gone off your head. Get help man!
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Ex-Michigander
Its pretty sad to see the comments about Ted! You are all drinking the Kool-Aide that our current administration is handing out...Why dont you guys get back in your electric cars and get off this site and worry about Global Warming as you all turn the thermostat up in the house to keep warm...lol
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D
Can you not recognize satire? Satire anchored in a large chunk of actual action and truth, but satire nonetheless. The man has some solid grievances that he is illuminating in a very absurd way. Animal Rights? We kill animals for food, so where do you draw the line of demarcation for what has a soul? It's arbitrary. And, yes the cult of the executive office has become quite large and arrogant.
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Old Greg
I agree with with the Nuge on his ideas against PETA. Nugent HUNTS his food, and doesn't BUY it from the horrible mass-market slaughterhouses that pump steroids, inject antibiotics, force feed sh!t the animals should not be eating (cows are grass grazers and not grain eaters), and continue to operate with conditions that promote diseases in food. If anyone is an organic freak, it's people like Ted Nugent. More organic than your arugula eating wimpy Mahr who wouldn't know the first thing of how to work with his hands.

However, Nugent should stay out of politics. Calling Obama a pinko-commie is like calling Rush Limbaugh a slim, fit, social justice promoter, and lover of all races. Obama gave OUR money to too big too fail greedy banks, and his tax funded Obamacare will ultimately benefit insurance honchos. Face it people, Obama is in bed with the cigar chomping giants.
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JR
The beauty of this country is that PETA, Bill Maher, and Pam Anderson have the right to say anything they want....and so does Ted Nuget. I would hate to live in a country where only one side of the argument has a voice.
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poncho
Nugent is friggin awesome! All you crybaby naysayer are the reason this country is going to $hit post haste. You are trying to take away his right to do the very same thing you are doing to him....dump on him and talk $hit about him. Effing obamanite hypocrites.
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michigander
uncle ted 4 president
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John Lucas
"Can you not recognize satire?"

I can certainly recognize the fact that Nugent thinks he's pretty funny. He's not, though. What separates good satire from moronic blather are keen wit and insight, two things that Nugent has never shown himself to possess.
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therzo
Dude can say whatever he wants; definitely part of what makes the USA a potentially great country. Nothing wrong with feeding homeless people, although that's pretty socialist too in some respects.

But, the main thing here is that readers should understand that Ted Nugent did not record one good song, ever.
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Steve Newton
I beg to differ. "Dog Eat Dog" kicks ass. Wicked guitar solo. Hey, does the Nuge eat dog too, I wonder?
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Ms. Moneypenny
What a moron. He really should be on medication.
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webbgerl
attention = record sales. I vote he goes on the "last decade dick list". http://www.straight.com/article-279675/vancouver/look-back-biggest-dicks...
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Jessyca
hes such a dick and a complete washup!!! he has nothing else to do to get attention. your old!!!!!
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miguel
Well, if he wants to shoot an extra hundred of something, there are lots of the two legged variety around, and not endangered.
Miguel
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