There's no reason for Rod Stewart's Soulbook to be taking up space in the world
Rod Stewart
Soulbook (J Records/Sony Music)
I heard a rumour a while back that the Faces might be getting back together. I remember seeing them at Pacific Coliseum in the ’70s—with Foghat opening up!—and they were a raggedy-ass rock ’n’ roll machine. Ronnie Wood was blasting out that wonderful trash-can-tinny guitar noise that was his alone, and Rod Stewart was a gravelly voiced, soccer-ball-kicking hooligan. If the Faces were to reunite for a tour now, though, the return to their previous party mode would surely cause widespread liver failure and death after a couple of gigs. At least Woody wouldn’t be around to rough up the ladies anymore, and Rod the ex-Mod would finally be stopped from churning out these lame-ass, anti-rock oldies collections.
“This is the album I have waited my whole life to record,” spouts Stewart in the Soulbook liner notes, as if that somehow justifies the way that he’s drenched soul classics like “It’s the Same Old Song” and “What Becomes of the Broken Hearted” in cheesy, overwrought string arrangements, then hired smooth-jazz veterans like saxophonist Tom Scott and keyboardist Greg Phillinganes to lame them up even more.
Stewart’s version of “My Cherie Amour” is credited as “featuring Stevie Wonder”, but you can barely hear the soul-pop genius anywhere on the song. That might be him doing some of the “laa-laa-laa”s and harmonizing in the background, I suppose. Too bad Stewart didn’t let Little Stevie sing lead on a verse; maybe he was worried about being shown up, as he is by Mary J. Blige on the next track, “You Make Me Feel Brand New”. Now there’s a singer with soul.
There’s no reason at all for CDs like Soulbook to be taking up space in the world; I’m sure that even the grey-haired-granny contingent can do without them. Haven’t their Lawrence Welk–loving hearts all been stolen away by the pseudo-Sinatra stylings of Michael Bublé, anyway?
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Comments
13 Comments
A williams
Jan 22, 2010 at 11:47am
It's clear to see you are no ROD STEWART FAN. WHat a shame.
Steve Newton
Jan 22, 2010 at 12:32pm
Not any more. no. And I wouldn't call that shameful.
John Lucas
Jan 22, 2010 at 2:01pm
Remember when Rod Stewart used to do nutty things like sing songs that he wrote?
rANDY pITT
Jan 22, 2010 at 5:05pm
As someone who grew up in the days these songs were new & I lived in Detroit Michigan, home of MOTOWN SOUND I know music & Rod Stewart blows the original singers away. The person writing this reveiw should find a new job because he doesn't know crap about music. Sir Rod Stewart is the JESUS CHRIST of rock n roll & the greatest singer ever, especially singing others music. Only he can make anyone's better than the original. Rock,classical,soul,folk,blues. Every song he's ever recorded from someone else, he's sung it better. JUST THE FACTS!
Jack MeOff
Jan 22, 2010 at 5:11pm
Your just jealous Rod Stewart is still the greatest singer, selling now over
300.000.000 songs and still winning grammies at the age of 65. What have you ever been the judge of that has been a success?
Mack
Jan 22, 2010 at 5:13pm
I miss the real Rod Stewart.
Steve Newton
Jan 22, 2010 at 5:15pm
No thanks, jack yourself off.
miguel
Jan 23, 2010 at 10:31am
I liked the early work of Rod and Ronnie, but they couldn't match Steve Marriot in Small Faces, and afterword in Humble Pie.
Miguel
m cousins
Jan 23, 2010 at 3:31pm
Your a rude person Steve.
John Lucas
Jan 23, 2010 at 4:46pm
"Sir Rod Stewart is the JESUS CHRIST of rock n roll"
That is the single greatest comment ever posted in the history of the Internets.