Which politician would you have sex with?

(female responses)

“None—too control-freaky.”

1. Barack Obama

2. Gregor Robertson

3. Bill Clinton

(male responses)

“Mayor of West Van—the hottie at GVRD meetings, I’m sure.”

1. Sarah Palin

2. Belinda Stronach

3. Mara Carfagna (tie)

3. Jenny Kwan (tie)

Sorry, Stephen Harper, only the lady who digs your sweater wants to do you. Jason Ransom photo.

Which politician would you never have sex with?

(female responses)

“Stephen, but maybe I would if he wore that fuzzy sweater again.”

1. Stephen Harper

2. George W. Bush

3. Gordon Campbell

(male responses)

“Vladimir Putin—ex-KGB, he would break you in so many ways.”

1. Stephen Harper

2. Hillary Clinton

3. Carole James

Jon Bon Jovi wins female readers’ hearts and loins in the doable list.

Which musician would you have sex with?

(female responses)

“I would like to be the filling in a Flight of the Conchords sandwich.”

1. Jon Bon Jovi (tie)

1. John Mayer (tie)

2. Dan Mangan (tie)

2. Jack White (tie)

3. Michael Bublé

(male responses)

“Fergie, although I would use 10 rubbers.”

1. Beyoncé (tie)

1. Shania Twain (tie)

2. Alicia Keys (tie)

2. Britney Spears (tie)

2. Taylor Swift (tie)

3. Lady Gaga (tie)

3. Shakira (tie)

Which musician would you never have sex with?

(female responses)

“Steven Tyler. Even if you tape his mouth shut.”

1. Mick Jagger

2. Chad Kroeger (tie)

2. Marilyn Manson (tie)

3. Keith Richards

(male responses)

“ Beenie Man, Bujo Banton, Elephant Man, and any other homophobic musician—suckers.”

1. Madonna

2. Courtney Love

3. Britney Spears

Which actor would you have sex with?

(female responses)

“I could masturbate to Clive Owen. I could just watch Clive Owen having sex.”

1. Johnny Depp

2. Brad Pitt

3. George Clooney

(male responses)

“That curvy actress who plays the office manager on Mad Men”¦yum!”

1. Jessica Alba (tie)

1. Angelina Jolie (tie)

1. Scarlett Johansson (tie)

2. Halle Berry (tie)

2. Megan Fox (tie)

2. Natalie Portman (tie)

3. Kate Beckinsale (tie)

3. Penélope Cruz (tie)

3. Charlize Theron (tie)

Which actor would you never have sex with?

(female responses)

“Hugh Grant (barf ).”

1. Tom Cruise

2. Steve Buscemi

3. Jack Nicholson (tie)

3. Mickey Rourke (tie)

3. Robert Pattinson (tie)

(male responses)

“Wait, is Fergie an actor or a musician?”

1. Tom Cruise

2. Kathy Bates (tie)

3. Whoopi Goldberg (tie)