Should Olympic athletes avoid sex the day before an event?

(female responses)

no: 71 percent

yes: 29 percent

(male responses)

no: 69 percent

yes: 31 percent

Where should Olympic athletes go to have sex?

1. Stanley Park

2. Olympic Village

3. Queen Elizabeth Park (tie)

3. Sylvia Hotel (tie)

What’s the sexiest Winter Olympic sport?

(female responses)

“Women’s ski jump. Too bad they weren’t invited.”

1. snowboarding

2. ice hockey

3. speed skating

(male responses)

“Any sport with spandex.”

1. figure skating

2. speed skating

3. luge

Which country has the sexiest athletes?

(female responses)

“I’m so sick of the fucking Olympics.”

1. Canada

2. Sweden

3. United States

(male responses)

“They’re athletes, not porn stars.”

1. Canada

2. Sweden

3. Russia

Which Olympic athlete would you have sex with?

(female responses)

“Canada men’s hockey team.”

1. Michael Phelps

2. Sidney Crosby

3. Alexandre Despatie (tie)

3. Ross Rebagliati (tie)

(male responses)

“None—all the females look like they’re 10 years old.”

1. Catriona Le May Doan

2. Jamie Salé (tie)

2. Katarina Witt (tie)

3. Amanda Beard (tie)

3. Dominika Kopcik (tie)

3. Yu-Na Kim (tie)

3. Joannie Rochette (tie)

3. Allison Stokke (tie)

3. Kelly VanderBeek (tie)