Can’t get enough of hearing Gregor Robertson drop the F-bomb?

Now, you—and all those within earshot—can enjoy listening to the mayor of Vancouver use everyone’s favourite cuss word again and again.

The Straight is making "Gregor Robertson: The Ringtone" available free for you to download for your mobile phone.

We've put together three versions:

How to put the ringtones on your iPhone

1. Decide which ringtones you like.

2. Right-click on one of the iPhone Ringtone links, and select Save Link As or Save Target As to download the file to your computer's desktop.

3. Launch iTunes.

4. Open iTunes’ Preferences, and make sure there’s a check mark next to Ringtones, so that category will appear in your library.

5. Click on the Ringtones category in your iTunes library to view it.

6. Drag the ringtone file from your desktop onto iTunes.

7. Connect your iPhone to your computer.

8. Select your iPhone in iTunes.

9. Click on the Ringtones tab, and check the buttons beside Sync Ringtones and All Ringtones.

10. Press Sync in iTunes, and wait for the synchronization process to finish.

11. On your iPhone, open up the Settings.

12. Select Sounds, then Ringtone.

13. Scroll up to your custom ringtones, and select Gregor Robertson.

Don’t have an iPhone?

If your cellphone supports MP3 ringtones, you may be able to use the MP3 files we’ve provided.

Every manufacturer's phones are maddeningly different, so please consult Google for details, and let us know what you find.

(Thanks to the Springfield State Journal-Register for the bleeping inspiration.)

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