I'm pretty awesome at multi-tasking but splayin' for the 69 is, in my opinion, a waste of time.

You blonde, rasta-ish hat, cool mixed couture. Going other way on Canada Line just after midnight, you look in my way, a bow a bit. Eyes may have caught each other, you sat...

I'm troubled by the consequences of my taboo fantasy

Sometimes, I talk to a stranger online who has been led to believe that I am being fellated by my daughter while we speak.

Arts

Straight comedy writer gets a paddling at Talent Time show

by Janet Smith on Sep 9, 2011 at 5:15 pm

It takes a big man to lose to a 13-year-old girl at pingpong.

This week venerable Straight comedy writer Guy MacPherson took the spotlight at Paul Anthony's Talent Time to play against a 13-year-old pingpong champ.

The match was all set up for laughs. But the results weren't pretty for a man who swore he "wasn't some palooka who was going to take a fall for comedic effect".

Read about the righteous trouncing at the Biltmore alt-comedy night at Guy's blog.