You've heard the shit people say; now how about Shit Nobody Says?

It's masochistic of me, but yet I'm still clicking on any link to a Shit People Say video that comes across my Twitter feed.

(Yes, I'm sorry. You can blame me for the continuation of this fucking stupid meme. People like me are the reason jokes don't die on the Internet.)

That being said, Shit Nobody Says? Pretty funny. Why? Because it's not sexist or racist or misogynistic or homophobic or any of those billions of things I don't like.

Oh, wait. I have one more stupid saying shit video, but this one speaks for itself.

Follow Miranda Nelson on Twitter at @charenton_. Sometimes she says shit.