2012 sex survey: Celebrities

The 2012 Lust and Thrust Report

Introduction

Celebrities

Gay & Lesbian

Sex by the numbers

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Which musician would you have sex with?

Heterosexual and Bisexual Females

"Anyone from Kings of Leon"

1. Adam Levine
2. Dan Mangan
3. Michael Buble, Justin Timberlake (tie)

Lesbians

1. Tegan and Sara (or one of the twins)
2. Pink
3. Ani DeFranco

Bisexual and Heterosexual Males

"Ashleigh Ball (Hey Ocean!)"

1. Katy Perry
2. Rihanna
3. Taylor Swift

Gay Males

"Those Japandroids duo. Yummy."

1. Adam Levine
2. Enrique Iglesias, Sam Roberts (tie)
3. Michael Buble, Lenny Kravitz, Ricky Martin, Sting, Robbie Williams (tie)

Which musician would you never have sex with?

Heterosexual and Bisexual Females

"Chris Brown the woman basher"

1. Justin Bieber
2. Mick Jagger
3. Chad Kroeger

Lesbians

1. Steven Tyler
2. Britney Spears
3. Many tied for third place

Heterosexual and Bisexual Males

1. Lady Gaga
2. Courtney Love
3. Madonna

Gay Males

1. Mick Jagger
2. Chad Kroeger, Steven Tyler (tie)
3. Justin Bieber, Elton John (tie)

Which actor would you have sex with?

Heterosexual and Bisexual Females

1. Ryan Gosling
2. Johnny Depp
3. Ryan Reynolds

Lesbians

"George Clooney—might be a lesbian, but FUCK that man is gorgeous."

1. Megan Fox
2. Kate Winslet
3. Many tied for third place

Heterosexual and Bisexual Males

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Natalie Portman

Gay Males

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Jake Gyllenhaal, Alexander Skarsgard (tie)

Which actor would you never have sex with?

Heterosexual and Bisexual Females

"The guy who played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. I'd always be expecting him to tell me to put the lotion in the basket."

1. Tom Cruise
2. Charlie Sheen
3. Steve Buscemi

Lesbians

1. Kristen Stewart
2. Many tied for second place

Heterosexual and Bisexual Males

"Benji the dog from Benji. 'Cause he's a dog and I'm a man."

1. Roseanne Barr
2. Betty White
3. Angelina Jolie

Gay Males

"Sarah Michelle Gellar. Republicunt!"

1. Tom Cruise
2. Mel Gibson
3. Steve Buscemi, Nicholas Cage (tie)

Which politician would you have sex with?

Heterosexual and Bisexual Females

"Dana Larsen…ooh, already did."

1. Gregor Robertson
2. Barack Obama
3. Justin Trudeau

Lesbians

1. Sarah Palin
2. Christy Clark
3. Hillary Clinton

Heterosexual and Bisexual Males

"One of those young Quebecois NDP females."

1. Christy Clark
2. Sarah Palin
3. Belinda Stronach

Gay Males

"Any Trudeau"

1. Gregor Robertson
2. Justin Trudeau
3. Peter MacKay

Which politician would you never have sex with?

Heterosexual and Bisexual Females

"Stephen Harper, John Baird (vomit!)"

1. Stephen Harper
2. George W. Bush
3. Gordon Campbell

Lesbians

"Dick Cheney"

1. Stephen Harper
2. Sarah Palin
3. Gordon Campbell, Gregor Robertson (tie)

Heterosexual and Bisexual Males

"Harper—his circuits would fry my balls."

1. Stephen Harper
2. Christy Clark
3. Hillary Clinton

Gay Males

"Harper (not even for the irony)"
"Berlusconi"

1. Stephen Harper
2. Jean Chretien
3. George W. Bush, Christy Clark (tie)