Stinking drunk guy sings "Bohemian Rhapsody" in back of cop car
You know when karaoke is best? It’s not when the person with the microphone nails every over-emotive note in Whitney Houston’s version of “I Will Always Love You”.
No, it’s when someone gets totally blasted, and then decides to shoot for the fucking stars. As in, "Screw 'Louie Louie', I’m going to slug back two more Jägerbombs and then tackle Meatloaf’s “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”, singing both the guy and girl parts."
Hats off to the slightly intoxicated-looking beardo below then for not taking the easy way out after we was loaded into the back of an RCMP car somewhere in the Great White North. As the cruiser makes its way to the station, he serenades the officer on duty with Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”, and not just a couple of lines, but the whole goddamn song. The fact that he takes off his glasses off early in the performance is your first sign that he’s going to totally Give ’Er. Let’s hope that he was released without charges simply for not blowing a line. And, of course, for getting through the entire song without blowing chunks.
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