Wow, Stephen Harper really is a dick

Ever wanted to, um, pull a condom over Stephen Harper's head? Now's your chance.

CBC "comedian" Rick Mercer has painted the face of Canada's 22nd prime minister on a wooden penis. The piece of "art" is called "Lil' Steve".

It's all for a good cause. The wooden phallus—or "woody"—and others like it are being auctioned off as a fundraiser for the Calgary Sexual Health Centre. The centre provides pregnancy testing, birth-control and post-abortion counselling, sexuality-education programs, anti-homophobia presentations, and other services—you know, stuff Harper's Conservative base loves.

"Woodies are wooden phalluses that we use to demonstrate proper condom use," the centre's auction website states. "These woodies have been hand-decorated by some prominent supporters of our work who have graciously donated their talents so that we can offer these unique conversation pieces to other supporters like you!"

Right now, bids on "Lil' Steve" are up to $694. The auction closes on October 25.

And surely, demonstrating condom technique is all "Lil' Steve" will be used for.

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Mark Fornataro
Penetrating insight by Rick Mercer.
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Doctor
Steven Harper now has something in common with Prince Charles.
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ofoab
The urban myth of alien abduction, beware the probe!
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cranky mom
soon to be available at your local porn shop, so get it on your christmas list!
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dave19
It's already decided Justin will be taken over for Steve after final approval next June when he attends the Bilderberg Convention. He should recieve a big woody to when he accepts the invitation.
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Joe
Unlike Harper, this wooden dick is useful...hahaha!
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