Gay men will steal your girlfriends with motherfucking quiche
Since gay marriage was legalized in Canada in 2005, this particular problem highlighted below has significantly reduced in intensity in the Great White North. (Unfortunately, some closeted gay men didn't quite get the memo because of their neurotic aversion to reading updates about the gay agenda.)
With Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, and Washington all voting in favour of same-sex marriage in this past election, the tide is shifting south of the border. (As David Horsey points out in the Los Angeles Times, it's creating a national divide.)
However, those fine folks at College Humour have come up with solution in dealing with those states that still foolishly think resistance isn't futile.
Think Will & Grace was a harmless, fluffy sitcom about the close friendship between a gay man and a straight woman? Pish. It was actually a covert national contingency plan teaching gay men how to steal the girlfriends of straight men.