1755 Davie St., 604-682-1831

An inviting circular bar, a stunning view of English Bay, and comfy leather furniture: the Bayside has it all, except for personality. Fortunately, a cross section of tourists and Vancouverites that includes West Enders, couples, singles, cougars, and bar stars keeps the conversation--and the tequila caesars--flowing.

What Kicks Ass: Has remained off the hipster radar despite props from Billy Hopeless.

What Licks Ass: Where's the cheesy lounge singer when you need him?

On the Ones and Twos: House music for people who don't like house music.

Overheard: "Hey, is the Australian rugby team there? There's no Australian rugby team here, either. I gave you the right advice not to come."