At GM Place on Saturday, September 10
How freakin' hot is Beyoncé Knowles? She's so hot that GM
Place was swimming Saturday night with unlikely pop fans:
thugged-out hip-hop dudes, middle-aged accountant-types, geeky
record-store clerks, and drunken soccer dads (minus their kids),
all oh-so-ready for that jelly. Beyoncé is so hot that every
chick in the place arrived totally tarted-up-nails done, hair
coiffed, face painted, cleavage on display-because if you're
gonna be in the same vicinity as Ms. Knowles, you're sure as hell
going to put in the extra effort. She is so damn hot, in fact,
that Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland could easily have been
replaced by 50 Cent and The Game and nobody would have
noticed.
So it came as no surprise that the majority of the male fans
in the Garage spent the entire evening gazing obsessively at the
giant television screens, leaving the dancing and screaming to
the masses of teenaged girls in the house. And scream they did.
From the moment that DC floated up on stage from lifts in the
floor-clad in glitzy Las Vegas gowns and belting out "Say My
Name"-the only thing that could be heard in the stands was
thousands upon thousands of young lungs.
The multiplatinum-selling supergroup put on a thoroughly
entertaining show, covering material from 1997 to the present and
undergoing multiple dazzling set and costume changes. The show
lost momentum a couple of times, though, when Williams and
Rowland were naive enough to think they could hold the audience's
attention without Beyoncé. Williams, in particular, performed a
stunning gospel solo that was received with a combination of
confused looks and restless fidgeting.
All was forgiven when Beyoncé re-emerged in a tiny white tank
top and minuscule mesh skirt to perform "Baby Boy", accompanied
by a procession of dancers who fawned over her with umbrellas.
This was topped only by her charged rendition of "Crazy in Love",
during which she performed the infamous Beyoncé Bounce in spike
heels and short-shorts. (The sole disappointment being that Jay-Z
failed to make good on his rumoured appearance.)
The undeniable highlight of the concert came partway through,
when the bootylicious babes combed the floor for eligible
bachelors, and pulled three guys up on stage. As the
shell-shocked dudes sat staring, DC performed playful lap-dances
and talked trash. "I've been watching you all night, and I think
we have a connection," Rowland flirted. "It's OK, baby, you can
touch me," Williams cooed. The dudes-whose ultimate wet dream had
just come true in front of a stadium full of people-took cautious
advantage and let their hands roam while the crowd hooted,
hollered, and laughed hysterically.
As the night came to a close, and it dawned on performers and
fans alike that this was the group's last show ever, tears
spilled throughout the arena. Rowland got choked up. Beyoncé
broke down during a solo. Fans wiped their eyes. The group
launched into a spirited rendition of their anthem, "Survivor",
which proved surprisingly moving.
But none of the syrupy emotion, however sincere, could
overshadow the fact that for Williams and Rowland this will
likely be the end of the road-and for Beyoncé it's just the
beginning. The thing about Beyoncé is she's a natural star:
extraordinarily talented, beautiful, and driven. Try as Destiny's
Child might to present itself as a unified front, B has, and
always will, outshine the others. It's a losing battle, and one
they were wise to finally surrender.