NAME: Noy

AGE: 26

SIGN: Capricorn

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight

OCCUPATION: Advertising Assistant Extraordinaire

NEIGHBOURHOOD:Kits

EMAIL ADDRESS: little_bear_noy@hotmail.com

• I WOULDN'T SELL FOR A BILLION DOLLARS:
My INXS memorabilia

• THE LAST SHOW I SAW WAS:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

• MY BEST QUALITY IS...
My sense of humor and my extra large liver.

• WHEN I RETIRE, I WILL...
Be bored

• IF I COULD ONLY EAT ONE TYPE OF FOOD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, IT WOULD BE:
Avocado on chicken

• THE QUICKEST WAY TO MY HEART IS:
Pink roses, cheese cake and a Speedo

• THE QUICKEST WAY TO MY BED IS:
Jäger

• IN THE MORNING, I LIKE MY EGGS COOKED:
Medium poached

• IT'S SUNDAY MORNING AT 10 A.M. IF I'M NOT STILL SLEEPING:
I'm thinking about why I'm not still sleeping

• MY GREATEST FEAR IS:
Snakes and rat bastards

• I'M ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE WHO:
Is honest and makes me laugh.

• I CONSIDER MYSELF AN OPEN-MINDED PERSON, BUT MY DEAL BREAKERS ARE:
Cheaters and bailers

• IF YOU COULD HAVE A DINNER PARTY AND INVITE ANY FOUR PEOPLE, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO'D BE COMING?
Mom, Michael Hutchence, Orlando Bloom, my WBs

• SOMETHING I SAID I'D NEVER DO BUT DID ANYWAY WAS:
Be the single of the week.

• BEFORE A DATE I ALWAYS:
Panic, sweat, debate about going, get over it and shower while listening to AFI.

• AFTER A DATE I ALWAYS:
Write about it and text my girlfriends.