Let’s face it: 3 p.m. is the cruellest time of the workday. The morning latte has worn off, and the post-lunch crash has you staggering around like an extra from a George A. Romero flick. That’s why, each weekday at 3:01 p.m., we present you with a video hand-picked to kick-start your heart. If the following clip doesn’t bring you temporarily back to life and help get you through the rest of the afternoon, chances are you’re dead inside.
There's really no defending lyrics as inane as "Put your hand down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts." But there's also no denying that they're as funny as they are dumb. So, when you get home tonight, pull out that monkey suit and get freaky, even if you have no one to, um, watch The X-Files with. As Woody Allen once astutely noted, "Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love."