After some of the most glass-shattering shrieks I've ever heard, Lady Gaga took the stage riding a mechanical horse and launched "Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)". She then performed "Government Hooker", during which she murdered one of her backup dancers. After this, she emerged from a giant inflatable vagina and gave the audience the Pride anthem "Born This Way." I probably missed her defacating in her drummer's mouth while I was blogging about this on my phone.
Watch for Michael Mann's Lady Gaga review tomorrow morning.