Lance Armstrong used what now?
When you're a writer/journalist/monkey using a typewriter, errant typos comprise at least 66 percent of your daily chuckles. Which is why we're loving this breaking news from the CBC.
I have so many questions like...
What colour rugs?
Did they really tie the room together?
Is the World Anti-Doping Agency concerned over whether these were performance-enhancing rugs, i.e. flying carpets?
And is there any credence to the rumour that I am starting right now that he once rolled a crusty old dean up in a rug and attempted to throw him off a bridge?
The inquiring public wants to know!