3:01 Pick Me Up: 2 Live Crew

Let’s face it: 3 p.m. is the cruellest time of the workday. The morning latte has worn off, and the post-lunch crash has you staggering around like an extra from a George A. Romero flick. That’s why, each weekday at 3:01 p.m., we present you with a video hand-picked to kick-start your heart. If the following clip doesn’t bring you temporarily back to life and help get you through the rest of the afternoon, chances are you’re dead inside.

Today’s offering: There's no sense pretending otherwise, so we're just going to come right out and admit it. Maybe it's the weather, or the fact that we made the mistake of subscribing to Stoya's Twitter feed, not to mention that of Jennifer Lawrence. As a result, we're totally fucking horny. Thank Luther Campbell we aren't alone. See you at Fortune Sound Club next Wednesday (January 23) when 2 Live Crew will, um, plug in and give it to Vancouver. Until then, all together now: "Fucky sucky/Fuck, fucky sucky."