Wanna know why God invented ponytails, not to mention buzzcuts, and the admittedly over-the-top look favoured by that bug-eyed dude from The Hills Have Eyes? It’s so that you don’t completely stink up the joint when you’re manning the decks at your own birthday party.
Unfortunately for superstar DJ Skrillex, he chose to let his trademark mane hang loose when it came time to blow out the candle’s for his 25th-year-on-earth party. That was all good until his hair caught on fire, as you’ll see here. Next time, dude, protect your locks by pulling on one of those deadmau5 helmet-thingys. Either that, or get a haircut. Or ask yourself what would "Michael Berryman do?"