Ron Jeremy and his penis in critical condition

1 of 2 2 of 2 has reported that Ron Jeremy and his nine-inch penis are both currently in critical condition in a Los Angeles hospital.

The famously out-of-shape porn star, who has been one of the most famous faces in the business since the 1970s, was experiencing chest pains earlier today. He subsequently drove himself to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai hospital, where doctors discovered an aneurysm near his heart.

The 59-year-old Jeremy has porked an estimated 4,000 to 5,000 women over the course of a career that has seen him appear in over 2,000 adult movies. He is currrently heading into surgery. Assuming everything goes okay, look for him to wake up post-operation, lumber off the operating table, and promptly bang the living shit out of two candy-stripers a third of his age, not to mention weight.

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Dian Hanson

Jan 30, 2013 at 12:55pm

Well, we sure hope it goes that way, but the survival rate is not good for a ruptured aneurysm. We're all crossing our fingers here in LA and hoping our friend comes through.

Jenny Tailya

Jan 30, 2013 at 1:26pm

I was one of those 5000 :( Get well.


Jan 30, 2013 at 2:03pm

He made good time getting to the hospital, though his dong got there two minutes before.


Jan 30, 2013 at 3:11pm

May his recovery be long and hard

Tracey Fitzgerald

Jan 30, 2013 at 3:14pm

I was shocked to read this on TMZ today. I told my family and we are all praying for Ron. He is a super nice person and the world isn't ready to see him go anytime soon.

Diane Rennehan

Feb 5, 2013 at 9:10pm

Maybe he porked too many ... hard on the heart at his age

out at night

Feb 8, 2013 at 11:17pm

Thumbs down on some of the above expressing sincere wishes for someone to live?


Pat Crowe

Feb 9, 2013 at 8:26am

His penis came out of its burrow and saw only a shadow of it's former self?
Early spring...yeah!
Get well soon to the Hedgehog.

out at night

Feb 9, 2013 at 11:12am

Okay, just to be clear, my last comment was expressing surprise and dismay that anyone would give a thumbs down on comments expressing wishes for a guy to live, to survive a health problem and get out of the hospital alive.

So. I checked back several hours after posting that and lo and behold my comment has two thumbs down! Alright haters, why don't you show yourselves and tell us why exactly you think it's bad for people to hope a guy gets well? Is Ron Jeremy evil? Why?


Feb 9, 2013 at 1:40pm


Yeah. But, Hedgehog Jeremy is not just the ill human being Ron Hyatt, he is also iconic and representative of an industry which many people of good will absolutely despise on moral and ethical grounds. (And he is reportedly not even well liked in that industry.)


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