TMZ.com has reported that Ron Jeremy and his nine-inch penis are both currently in critical condition in a Los Angeles hospital.
The famously out-of-shape porn star, who has been one of the most famous faces in the business since the 1970s, was experiencing chest pains earlier today. He subsequently drove himself to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai hospital, where doctors discovered an aneurysm near his heart.
The 59-year-old Jeremy has porked an estimated 4,000 to 5,000 women over the course of a career that has seen him appear in over 2,000 adult movies. He is currrently heading into surgery. Assuming everything goes okay, look for him to wake up post-operation, lumber off the operating table, and promptly bang the living shit out of two candy-stripers a third of his age, not to mention weight.