The Strap and Crap is a poopy hiker's dream
As an avid hiker, I've done my fair share of defecating in the woods, on snowfields, and on mountaintops. I'm pretty good at it, but it's always kind of an awkward dance to maintain my balance and not get anything on my clothes.
It turns out what I've really needed all these years is the Strap and Crap. According to its Indiegogo crowdfunding page, Laura Stude's Onion-esque invention makes crapping in the forest as easy as securing yourself to a tree and leaning back. It even has loops for luxuries like toilet paper, a bear bell, a shovel, and hand sanitizer.
Still, I think I'll stick with my tried-and-true methods.