God comments on Pope resignation

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      Mere hours after the shock announcement of Pope Benedict XVI's resignation yesterday (February 11), and angry and vengeful God chucked a lightning bolt at St. Peter’s Basilica. 

      While this has offered some reassurance to those who were troubled by His initial reaction to the news:

       ... others wonder if it's a sign that the old man has fallen in with the prophecies of 12th century Irish saint Malachy, meaning that we have one more pontiff to go (Peter the Roman) before all fuckity breaks loose. 

      Skpetics should note that the Vatican was struck a second time exactly 24 hours later (not really).

       


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      CHuck Feney

      Feb 13, 2013 at 3:09pm

      Saint Malachy’s Malediction.

      The resignation of Pope Benedict.
      Reminds us of Malachy’s maledict.
      His prophecy unfurled.
      The end of the world.
      And tribulations it would inflict.

      Saint Malachy, in year 1139,
      Laid out his vision divine.
      His list of the popes.
      Dashes our hopes.
      We’re now at the end of the line!

      Here is the gist of this tome:
      It’s time for man's final shalom.
      Because Petrus Romanus.
      Will soon be upon us.
      To reign over destruction of Rome.
      _____________________
      Charles Ulysses Feney.