Lady Gaga cancels Born This Way Ball tour

by Mike Usinger on Feb 13, 2013 at 4:55 pm

For a queen who commands an army of monsters, Lady Gaga evidently doesn't have an overly high pain threshold. Normally the only thing that stops a monster is a stake through the heart, a bullet through the brain, or a restraining order from Denise Richards.

Lady Gaga, on the other hand, has just announced that she's shutting down her Born This Way Ball tour because of a small boo-boo. The singer has been diagnosed as having a labral tear of her right hip and will need surgery to repair the injury. Monsters (that's fans to you) who have bought tickets for her tour can get refunds at the point of purchase. Try not to snicker at Lady Gaga for her complete wimpdom while doing so. She was clearly born that way.

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Mb
Feb 13, 2013 at 5:51 pm
Oh well! She ain't no Madonna. That's for sure!
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Chris Evans
Feb 13, 2013 at 6:11 pm
As a doctor, I find Mr. Usinger's editorializing on Ms. Gaga's injury ignorant and unnecessarily demeaning. Even a modicum of fact-checking would have shown Mr. Usinger that a labral tear, while not career-threatening, is far from a "small boo-boo". It requires careful surgery and significant rehab in order to return Ms. Gaga to fighting form. Characterizing this as "complete wimpdom" is, in my opinion, over the top. Mr. Usinger, you can do better.
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Jerimy
Feb 13, 2013 at 6:45 pm
You guys are honestly assholes!! I know u guys are haters so its bormal but seriously, a person who goes through a surgery like that takes about 6-9 months for it to fully heal!! So get over yourseves and stfu
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Monster Ball
Feb 13, 2013 at 6:51 pm
There is only ONE Queen and that is.... MADONNA!

At age 54 Madonna continues to kick the ass of everyone including Gaga. Madonna has had her share of injuries and accidents however, Madonna heals stronger than before, and continues to appear indestructable with her level of fitness in body, mind and spirit.

Gaga has manifested this injury herselfrself and now says publicly: "I've been hiding this injury and pain from my staff for a month, praying it would heal, but after last night's performance I could not walk."

Normally the only thing that stops a monster is a stake through the heart, a bullet through the brain, or the inability to stand on her own two legs.
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Adrian Mack
Feb 13, 2013 at 7:45 pm
bormal?
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Arc90
Feb 14, 2013 at 3:56 pm
Lol at Jerimy
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Waylon James
Feb 15, 2013 at 4:09 pm
Wow i'm sick of all the disrespect of all you fucking haters! She pored her heart into this tour and injured herself doing so and every1's mocking her!!! Fuck off! Get well soon mother monster!
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Loverboy
Feb 16, 2013 at 7:33 am
Who is this Lady Gaga ?
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Ac
Feb 16, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Hey Waylon,
Stay in school and learn to spell little one.
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dennis
Feb 22, 2013 at 8:24 am
she couldnt sell out vegas???
me thinks she CANT SELL TICKETS
YEAH IM CALLING HER A LIAR.THERE IS NO INJURY!!

AS MADONNA PUT IT ""SHE'S NOT ME""
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ruben
Feb 25, 2013 at 7:45 pm
Karma paid a visit to that wench and her little Monsters for bullying and wishing harm on other celebrities who have different opinions than theirs.
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