Lady Gaga cancels Born This Way Ball tour
For a queen who commands an army of monsters, Lady Gaga evidently doesn't have an overly high pain threshold. Normally the only thing that stops a monster is a stake through the heart, a bullet through the brain, or a restraining order from Denise Richards.
Lady Gaga, on the other hand, has just announced that she's shutting down her Born This Way Ball tour because of a small boo-boo. The singer has been diagnosed as having a labral tear of her right hip and will need surgery to repair the injury. Monsters (that's fans to you) who have bought tickets for her tour can get refunds at the point of purchase. Try not to snicker at Lady Gaga for her complete wimpdom while doing so. She was clearly born that way.