3:01 Pick Me Up: Nashville Pussy

 Let’s face it: 3 p.m. is the cruellest time of the workday. The morning latte has worn off, and the post-lunch crash has you staggering around like an extra from a George A. Romero flick. That’s why, each weekday at 3:01 p.m., we present you with a video hand-picked to kick-start your heart.

Today’s offering: Trust us, we feel your pain. Here it is, closing in on the late afternoon on Valentine’s, and you were sincerely hoping to get some pussy today. (And, fellas, that goes for you too). Instead, you’re no closer to scoring than you were last Valentine’s Day, when you finally resorted to logging onto RedTube, and ended up in a puddle, ashamed of yourself. Again.

Believe it or not, it’s not too late to change your fortunes this February 14. And, best of all, you won’t have to resort to an escort service. Again.

Tonight, while half the city is maxing out its credit cards at over-priced restaurants, hard-rock boogie monsters Nashville Pussy will be ripping up the Rickshaw Theatre. You really should go, for no other reason than you’re guaranteed to get totally plowed, completely wowed, and quite possibly laid. After all, if you’ve been lucky enough to witness past Nashville Pussy spectacles, you know what to expect, namely chicks rocking out in their bras, plenty of inhibition-lowering imbibing, and more-scorching-than-the-clap songs about fucking, cheating, and getting caught fucking while cheating. Don’t forget to bring a pack of rubbers. Gentlemen, that goes for you too.

The Pussy is out there. Now go get some.