Medical system recognizes hipster as disorder treatable with medication

For all the dedicated and stalwart hipster-haters (and apparently they are still legion—witness, for example, these girls), this news will come as long-awaited relief.

Like everything in our overmedicated and overdiagnosed world, there is now a cure for hipsterdom. Does it work? Why not try it out and let us know how it goes?

But actually, the real question is: Will hipsters recognize the symptoms that they're suffering from?

According to awareness campaigns first launched during the onset of the epidemic, friends don't let friends become hipsters. Unless they're hipsters as well.

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Alec Ross
This is the dumbest article ever. Trying to stir a nonexistent pot and just coming off as irrelevant and annoying.
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Sounds like Alec needs a dose of Unpretentiousil.
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They should spike the draft at the Astoria with this stuff.
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