Hipster versus nerd/geek: What's the difference?

The medical system's recent identification of hipster as a diagnosable disorder has raised much confusion about how to correctly identify the symptoms and determine whether or not one might be in need of appropriate treatment or not.

Before rushing off to the nearest drop-in clinic, the following public service announcement entitled "Are You a Hipster?" may help to dispel any potential confusion by clarifying the difference between hipster and the naturally occurring conditions of nerd or geek (which the host below notes that he conflates for the purpose of convenience).

By the end of the video, you may feel like you need to be medicated anyway. Since we have elements of hipsterness in all of us.