DeNiro plays Tommy Lee Jones at the Oscars

Robert DeNiro looked like he might slide off his chair from boredom during Jennifer Lawrence's speech for best actress. And this was after his Silver Linings Playbook co-star tripped up the stairs on the way to receiving her award.

Anyway, to recap: Ang Lee nabbed his second best directing Oscar for Life of Pi (his co-nominee Steve Spielberg has also won two), Quentin Tarantino took best screenplay for Django Unchained, and as I type, Daniel Day Lewis is holding his best actor trophy (Lincoln), and revealing that he was originally slated to play Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady.

Funny stuff! What next? Michelle Obama?