Here's a thing you might not know:
Most "film journalists" are thicker than a whale omelette, something you can see in this highlight reel from Jennifer Lawrence's post-Academy Awards press conference on Sunday.
Behold as the poor woman grapples with such cosmic inanities as, "The fall on the way up the stairs, what happened?", "Great dress, what was the process of getting ready?", and, "You're not worried about peaking too soon?"
"Well now I am," replies the obviously bemused Oscar winner. "Gawd..."