3:01 Pick Me Up: Pissed Jeans
Does anyone still watch TV, as opposed to viewing everything online? Do they still have those home-shopping shows? This is an honest question; we really don't know if they still exist, because this is 2013 and we're not a bunch of morons. In any case, the video for "Bathroom Laughter" by Pennsylvania-based noise punkers Pissed Jeans features an infomercial hosted by an accident-prone presenter. Like, really accident-prone. Nonetheless, we kind of want one of those toaster-oven thingies with the built-in knife rack. That looks like the perfect thing to burn food in while you're stuck in your cubicle.