Game of Thrones goes to high school

With a little less than three weeks left to go before the premiere of the third season of Game of Thrones, there's still time to get whipped up into a George R. R. Martin-induced frenzy. 

New webseries School of Thrones combines the popular book and TV series with every lame high-school movie you've ever seen.  When the Starks emerge as hipsters, the Targaryens as foreign-exchange students, and the Greyjoys as black-leather-underwear-clad jocks, prom night is indeed dark and full of terrors. 

The good news is it's only slightly less traumatizing than an actual educational institution.