Kanye West not exactly an all-seeing God

For a man who commandeers the stage at major fashion shows and then boldly proclaims himself a diety in the vein of Vishnu, Allah, Jehovah, and Raluvhimba, Kanye West doesn't exactly seem like anyone's idea of all-seeing. 

Earlier this week, he was entertaining the masses at the Met Ball in New York for the high-profile Punk: Chaos to Coutoure gala. West debuted a song that, while it didn't have a name, did contain a line that some would consider minor blasphemy. As a backing track made a sound like Skrillex caught in a Nine Inch Nails meat-grinder, West stood there bellowing "I am God".

Flash forward a couple of days, and we get web footage of Kanye West coming out of a Los Angeles parkade with his baby momma, Kim Kardashian. Even though he normally craves the spotlight, West doesn't seem to be in the best mood, putting his head down and walking grimly up the parking ramp while photographers scream his name. As a camera pans away for a second, we hear a clunk and an "ohhh". When West reappears on screen, he's standing there holding his head like Hank Aaron has just used it for batting practice.

Most Gods are all-seeing. As seen on TMZ.com this poor man's one can't go 200 feet without walking straight into a parking sign. 

West is, however, clearly an angry and vengeful God. After disappearing into a restaurant, he soon reappears and promptly goes apeshit on a photographer for filming him. Next time, he should really take a deep breath and ask himself "What would Jesus do?"