The VPL’s Vogon poetry slam brings out the worst in words

Get ready for some truly awful poetry, because on May 25 the Vancouver Public Library Central Branch (350 W. Georgia) is hosting a Vogon poetry slam.

According to Douglas Adams’s sci-fi classic The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Vogon poetry is considered to be the third worst in the universe. Often excruciatingly unpleasant to listen to, Vogon poetry can cause “queasiness, vomiting, brain damage, and spontaneous hysterical laughter.”

Participating poets (who submitted their work before the May 13 deadline) will be competing to win one of three cash prizes. Extra points will be awarded if the poets mention Douglas Adams, a Vancouver location, a celestial body, the name of a kitchen utensil, a disease, or words associated with the library.

As the event is being held on International Towel Day, if you wear a towel or bathrobe you'll be eligible to win prizes. Free collectible towels will also be available, while supplies last.

For more details, check out the VPL’s website and the event trailer below.