The Edible Anus is a thing. No, really
I don't know about you, but nothing gets my mouth watering like making a strong connection between the human butt hole and soft brown substances. And the U.K.-based makers of Edible Anus apparently feel the same way.
Billed as "the anus that made Britain great" (I thought that distinction belonged to John Cleese), the product is described as "rings of succulent chocolate lovingly cast and crafted from the delectable posterior of our stunning butt model". Oh, and Edible Anus is allegedly "the perfect gift for all the family".
I suppose that depends on whose family you're talking about.
If a chocolate balloon knot is too ephemeral for you, the company also offers a 55-gram silver version, with a crystal one apparently coming down the proverbial chute in the near future. If you're really interested in ordering any of this stuff, you can do so via the Edible Anus website.
Incidentally, the website doesn't say whether the "stunning butt model" is a man or a woman. If that matters to you, you're probably taking the whole thing way too seriously.
I couldn't find a commercial for Edible Anus, so this will have to suffice: