When Japlish attacks: A rude, homoerotic matcha cookie

Wow, how uncouth is this?

When I found this Japanese matcha chocolate cookie by Sanritsu Seika at a local Japanese food store, I wondered if it was designed for gay men.

While it's in French (or Frapanese), it seems to have taken its own meaning in Engrish.

There is such a thing as langue de chat, or cat's tongue, cookies (Martha Stewart makes them so you know it's a good thing). Not sure about the other rude, homoerotic name though. It is simply screaming out to be touched inappropriately. (The closest translation we could find is that couque is a type of rye honey cake, but we haven't found a translation for asses.)

Just as bad is Thailand's Cock on the Mountaintop's Jackfruit. You probably couldn't pack in more sexual references if you tried.

And stop laughing. It's not funny.