Video: Serial pooper terrorizes Akron neighbourhood

Only in the United States, you say?

That will be the reaction of some to news of a serial pooper who's been defecating on cars in Akron, Ohio.

Apparently, the bowel-movement bandit has targeted 19 people's vehicles—some on multiple occasions.

There's no word on whether he's mentally ill or just a militant cyclist who's taking his rage over motorists to a whole new level.