Homeless in Vancouver: Friday's reality outages in Fairview
Friday afternoon in a Fairview back alley up by Heather Street, I came across quite a technical glitch, in the form of a terribly pixelated fence.
Fully a year after we were promised by Version Control that the entire Fairview neighbourhood had been upgraded to high definition, here was an unmistakable patch of 1990s-era VGA resolution.
"...I think you'll find reality is on the blink again."
It’s weird when the display on a person’s smartphone is in higher resolution than the neighbourhood they live in.
One of three things had clearly happened: F.V.C. had missed a few spots, or they were experiencing some sort of temporary system difficulty. or I was just seeing an unfortunate spot of one-off bit rot.
However, just few kilometres away from the low-resolution wooden fence I came across a faulty dog.
This was on Cambie Street, right on the eastern edge of Fairview—a sort of mastiff had obviously crashed in mid-redraw so that while most of the mutt was properly ray traced, one of its back legs was barely wire-framed.
These two instances, kilometres away from each other, pointed to systemic rather than local problems, which probably means that some aspect of Fairview was being upgraded.
Comments
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Pixelated Pirate
Mar 15, 2015 at 11:40pm
Arrrr Arrrr...Har Har!
Blame
Mar 17, 2015 at 2:58pm
the Langoliers...or something you been smoking lately