For True Reality TV-Quality Entertainment, Take the Bus Bitch!!
Ah, the bus: for those who don’t mind spending an hour making a trip that would take five minutes by car (try going from Parker and Victoria to Kingsway and Fraser sometime) it’s an endlessly fascinating place.
Where else can you sit ass-cheek to ass-cheek with total strangers? Where else can you watch perfectly healthy subhumans obliviously plunk themselves in seats clearly designated for senior citizens and those requiring assistance?
And where else can you watch real folks engage in the kind of banter that makes you wonder why the hell you stay at home watching Real Housewives of a New Jersey Trailer Park when you could be enjoy a front-row seat to some real realityTV-style entertainment (see below).
All together now: “Get a psychologist bitch.” And try to avoid eye contact.