Another naked devil has appeared in East Vancouver and this time there's no penis

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      In September 2014, East Vancouver commuters found a satanic statue standing in a small plaza at the intersection of Clark Drive and Grandview Highway.

      The figure wasn't there for long. A crew with the city removed it from the public space within a matter of hours, perhaps because it stood naked with a large and very erect penis.

      Too bad. Today (August 13), almost exactly one year later, a potential partner for the devil was raised over the intersection of Main and Kingsway.

      Frequent Straight contributor Michael Mann spotted the similarly naked sculpture this evening, just before it was taken down. This one was evidently female, as the statue's breasts and baby bump made clear.

      The empty space left by the removal of the Clark and Grandview devil was soon filled by a penguin wearing sunglasses. Will a flightless bird scale the walls of Gene Cafe to take the place where the female devil stood today?

      A statue of a naked satan was spotted at the corner of Clark Drive and Grandview Highway in September 2014.
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      WoW!

      Aug 13, 2015 at 9:59pm

      Wow man! Soooo edgy!

      About 20 years ago.

      Now?

      Just part of the fringe establishment.

      Nothing more.

      satan's phallus

      Aug 14, 2015 at 7:37am

      so where's this "large erect penis?"
      did the Straight really redact Satan's cock from the image below??

      SkeezyBTrollin'

      Aug 14, 2015 at 7:43am

      F*ck yeah Vancouver!

      Ferrydriver

      Aug 14, 2015 at 8:08am

      What's with the penis censorship??

      JOhn Mt

      Aug 14, 2015 at 8:34am

      That looks a lot like Miley Cyrus.

      Travis Lupick

      Aug 14, 2015 at 9:57am

      @satan's phallus, @Ferrydriver, the devil photo at the bottom of the page was censored by CTV. I would never hide a penis from our readers.

      khkh

      Aug 14, 2015 at 7:26pm

      Penises and Vaginas are bad mmmkay.

      Deep thought

      Aug 15, 2015 at 12:46am

      What if the person is trying to tell us something with the statues. Last year it was a devil with a hard dick and this year it's a pregnant devil woman. Is satan having a baby? Maybe this is a hint to next years statue. Baby lucifer. Or maybe baby lucifer is going to grow and rise up from hell and fuck shit up only to have the second coming of Jesus descend from the heavens and stomp his ass back down to hell.

      I gotta tell my weed guy this is good smoke!

      Put Back the Penis

      Aug 15, 2015 at 3:01am

      @Travis.
      Someone must have an undoctored photo.

      Dee Chardain

      Aug 15, 2015 at 12:27pm

      Signs of the times ... they eat, drink, be merry & litter our community mind-scape with their creepy trash ... while forgetting tomorrow we die, have a life review & all is weighed in the balance.