Halloween Video Countdown Day 20: The Misfits
Every day until Halloween we'll be posting music videos that are creepy, kooky, and altogether ooky.
There's an easy answer as to why Glenn Danzig today looks like a shaved albino ape that someone has grafted a human's head onto.
Convential wisdom is that it's because he's spent countless hours in the gym, lifting weights and perfecting the art of jujitsu. Or karate. Or whatever martial art that he knows how to do, but which doesn't stop him from getting punched out backstage by overweight thug-core practitioners like that guy from the North Side Kings.
We've got a different theory, namely that Danzig eats meat and nothing but meat, this making him seem huge when standing next to the sickly and pale vegetarians of the world.
The proof is in the video below, where he admits that he has brains for breakfast, brains for lunch, brains for dinner, and brains for brunch. The only sad thing about that being that all he really wants is some guts.