"Chinese Food" aka the worst song ever written makes Billboard's Top 100 list
Thanks to the brain trust at Billboard that decided to include YouTube views in its ranking calculations, the god-awful "Chinese Food" came in at number 29 on this week's Hot 100 list.
The song, performed by 12-year-old Alison Gold, is pretty much the worst thing I've ever put in my ears. And I once punctured my eardrum with a paper clip.
Gold's terrible ode to delicious food was produced by ARK Music Factory, the same assholes who brought us Rebecca Black's "Friday".
Instead of listening to the song above (which: don't), I suggest listening to the number one song on Billboard's list: "Royals", written and performed by a teenager with actual talent, Lorde.