Follies of a Fuckwit: Bieber stomps on Argentine Flag

Here's a great idea: rather than continue to dignify Justin Bieber's stupid-ass and ignorant antics with clever headlines, we're going to change all Biebs-related headlines moving forward to "Follies of a Fuckwit" and nothing else.

As for today, the latest news from Bieberville is that he saw fit to use a couple of Argentine flags to wipe the stage with, using both the mike stand and his shoes. The problem was that he did this in Argentina, which doesn't go overly terribly well, and not just because violating the flag there is punishable by up to four years in prison.

The flag desecration took place on Saturday. On Sunday, Bieber cut a second Buenos Aires show short, later claiming that, because of food poisoning, he had to do the green-apple quickstep offstage to avoid shitting himself. 

Fuckwit's other follies on his South American tour have included banging prostitutes and spraypainting graffiti on walls while yelling at photographers to blow him. And you thought that Americans abroad had a bad reputation.